MY CRAZY UNCLE

Last year I went to my uncle's trailor with my dad. It was just a normal day in my uncle's trailer-park. First of all, my whole family is successful and they are all hard workers, except for my Uncle David. He's completely nuts. He has always battled a serious drug addiction to pain meds. So, as I was saying, my dad and I walked into his trailor. He wasn't there. We looked all around his place for him, but he was nowhere to be found. After a while, we decided to leave, seeing as how he was off doing something. We then proceeded back to our car. Then, all of a sudden he drove up in an ice-cream truck. An ICE CREAM TRUCK. The truck had the little song playing and everything! He shut the car off and walked up to us. We were completely befuddled. He asked us if we like his 'new ride'. We said yes and then asked him where he came upon it. He informed us that his friend was loaning it to him for the weekend, and that was the end off that conversation.
My dad, my uncle, and I all sat and watched the Florida football game on his old TV. At halftime, we progressed back to our car. My dad had to grab a rain coat out of the trunk of the car. When he opened the trunk, my uncle saw my paintball gun in the trunk. He was overjoyed to see a paintball gun because he said he was meaning to buy one. He said he wanted to kow what it was like to get shot with one, so I shot him. He said do it again, so I did. After a while he seemed to enjoy getting shot. Then wanted to get my dad to get shot with it also. So, I shot him. He got mad bc it stung bad, so we then left my uncle's place after he told us he wasn't feeling to well, and that he wanted to get some sleep.




When leaving, I noticed a sign that said,"PARTY AT DAVID'S THIS WAY --->". We jsut kept on driving and didn'tturn back. My crazy uncle is, by far, the craziest of all uncle's.